Redneck Decorating Ideas

Decorating Ideas...... Redneck Yard Swing   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow . .... but she can't touch it 'till she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck Cooler   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ....... "Go ahead." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck Cellar   Redneck Garden   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck Limo   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: 1) The DNA is all the same 2) There are no dental records ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck Mailbox   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who invented the toothbrush? A Redneck!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck Time Out   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck Weenie Roast   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A new Redneck law was just recently passed When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck Wheelchair   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down? 'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . ... . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Redneck Thanksgiving (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . . and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's all folks! (Ya know yur gonna send this on) =        This email, including any attachments sent with it, is confidential and for the sole use of the intended recipient(s).This confidentiality is not waived or lost, if you receive it and you are not the intended recipient(s), or if it is transmitted/received in error. Any unauthorised use, alteration, disclosure, distribution or review of this email is strictly prohibited. The information contained in this email, including any attachment sent with it, may be subject to a statutory duty of confidentiality if it relates to health service matters. If you are not the intended recipient(s), or if you have received this email in error, you are asked to immediately notify the sender by return email. You should also delete this email, and any copies, from your computer system network and destroy any hard copies produced. If not an intended recipient of this email, you must not copy, distribute or take any action(s) that relies on it; any form of disclosure, modification, distribution and/or publication of this email is also prohibited. Although CITIC Pacific Mining Management takes all reasonable steps to ensure this email does not contain malicious software, CITIC Pacific Mining Management does not accept responsibility for the consequences if any person's computer inadvertently suffers any disruption to services, loss of information, harm or is infected with a virus, other malicious computer programme or code that may occur as a consequence of receiving this email.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IMPORTANT NOTICE: This email and any attachments are confidential and may be privileged in which case neither is intended to be waived. If you have received this message in error, please notify us and delete the e-mail and all copies. Macmahon does not guarantee that this e-mail is virus or error free. The attached files are provided and may only be used on the basis that the user assumes all responsibility for any loss, damage or consequence resulting directly or indirectly from the use of the attached files, whether caused by the negligence of the sender or not. Macmahon is not responsible for any changes made to a document other than those made by Macmahon, or for the effect of any changes (not made by Macmahon) on a document's meaning. Macmahon is not responsible for the content and opinions in non-business related e-mail. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- spanspanspan See the full gallery on Posterous